Okay Jdoge

yourmarcwithac:

If you didn’t see what I just reblogged from you, please do.

IMF U KXONF GNWHEHE ZIN G MA R C

auto-alchemechanicist:

“HONEY”

“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM”

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

I’M LITERALLY CRYING.

(Source: westmostcoast)

miss-nerdgasmz:

lilyrosethedreamer:

ahegao-intensifies:

smallpervert:

…….what

What?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

i love phoenix wright so much

I…

The One Piece video game looks great

denimcatfish:

Quick Korrasami comic I made today during my breaks from work. Text is a little small when viewed in the dash xD. It’s a bit clearer here.

ymirsama:

fun fact: nothing you say will ever get me to stop shipping my OTP

(Source: yukne)

sexhaver:

where u at

shugarskull:

is that

(Source: iamtallandthin)

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

911official:

my neighbors parked their car in front of mine I think they are sending a message